We interrupt your Friday to bring you the best thing you can find on the Internet today: Leslie Jones's hilarious Olympics commentary. The SNL actress has been posting a slew of videos on her Instagram account, along with an endless stream of spot-on quips.
"I just noticed their headsets are bedazzled. Now that's diva," Jones said of sports commentators Johnny Weir and Tara Lapinski. "Sh*t, if you're going to do it, do it." Our other favorite gems? "I'm just trying to figure out how he's going to skate with suspenders on. That's got to be uncomfortable. But look at that stance—he's like Michael Jackson." Jones also had some thoughts on one of the male ice skaters' looks: "I'm not really liking that cutout on the side. That's some Project Runway sh*t."
And last but not least, we leave you with this nugget from Jones: "This stance is how I want to walk into the doughnut place." Ain't that the truth?
